More Instructions!!!!!

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But first -- let me ask you these mandatory routine self-help questions:

Do you want true financial independence and constant tax-free income?
Do you want to be in a totally loving, mutually supportive relationship?
Do you want to achieve states of pleasure previously unimaginable?
Do you want to start sleeping with your SO, instead of your PC?
Do you want to look better, feel better, run faster and jump higher?
Do you want to cleanse all Karma, and tap into infinite creative power?
Do you want to bring universal healing and happiness to all around you?
Do you want the Secret of Secrets - the Answer to Your Greatest Dreams?
Do you want to find a few of those unmarked bags of cash on the street?
Do you want the total effect of 10,000 cups of coffee in one minute?
Do you want to equalize things a little with an Evil Business Partner
Do you want who embezzled over $100,000, then attempted to get a covert
Do you want $1,000,000 insurance policy on your life, stole all of your
Do you want property and your company, traded your lifework to a crooked
Do you want distributor, then declared bankruptcy and moved to a secret
Do you want location where he thought no creditor would ever find him?
Do you want me to stop asking all this and get on to the Good Stuff???

If you answered YES to one or more of the above..WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! If you answered YES to the last half, then we actually have even more in common! That's right! YOU could have your Own NetGroup!! (or just take mine) Get flame-mail from every imaginable corner of this globe! YES, YOU could do on your own computer for FREE, what others do for income!!

Why work like a slave for years, when you can get a cheap laugh in seconds!

"Well sure", you say, "That's fine! IN THEORY." But somehow, all that seems to be straying from The Point -> The ASTOUNDING, STARTLING ANSWER that YOU have been WAITING FOR!! -- Which, of course, is just beyond:

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