(Dave RhoXes) imparts:
Dear Friend:  If you're insane, please take a moment and read this...

Follow these directions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will receive
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which is\                                                  /including
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Keep a cop\   Yes, if you're a loyal lurker of this Group  /again when
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automatic/   YOUR OPPORTUNITY to GET RICH NOW, and laugh   /ending you
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valuable a\  slipped past the SysOp, and now it's YOURS!! \perfectly
legal.  If \______________________________________________/ refer to
Title 18, Section 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws, should the
IRS or any other government agency question you. (EtcEtcBlahblah&Blah)

Dear Fellow NewsGroup Reader... Are you sitting down?

Well I hope you are, because THIS WILL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET!

YES!! The REAL SECRET to GETTING RICH NOW and MAKING BIG MONEY FAST is just another clicky-tick away on your computer! But...Do You Dare? ...What if "They" find out? Well, you really don't know me, so all I can do is ask for your Trust and Confidence, to just: